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A little blind bunny and a little blind snake met each other in the
woods one day and, as neither of them could see themselves, they
decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the
bunny would know what kind of animal he was and the snake would also
know what he was. The snake ran his tongue over the bunny.
"Why, you are fluffy and soft and have a wet nose" the snake said "you must
be a bunny."
The bunny then ran his paws over the length of the snake and said,
"Well, you are cold, slimy, scaly and hard... you must be a
lawyer!"

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't more...

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"? The bunny says "No". So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass.