Bunny Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was once a big ol' tough bear strolling through the forest looking for some silly hunter to maul, when he suddenly got the urge to pass the last hunter he had eaten. He stopped by the side of the path and proceeded to dump away. Well, as he was sitting there, a cute little bunny came bounding along merrily on his way and stopped right beside the bear and also took a dump. Well, the bear was finishing up and hadn't really said a word to the little bunny so popped a question, "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur, little bunny?" The bunny looked up and replied, "Why no, certainly not."
Immediately the bear picked up the bunny and wiped his ass with him.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

One day a father and his daughter were driving down the street when the father said, "Look! A bunny. Can you say bunny, bu-nny?"
"Bunny!" the daughter replied.
They suddenly felt the car go over a bump.
Then the girl said, " Daddy, its not a bunny anymore."
"What is it then?" he asked.
The daughter replied, "Can you say roadkill, road-kill?"

A little blind bunny and a little blind snake met each other in the
woods one day and, as neither of them could see themselves, they
decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the
bunny would know what kind of animal he was and the snake would also
know what he was. The snake ran his tongue over the bunny.

"Why, you are fluffy and soft and have a wet nose" the snake said "you must
be a bunny."

The bunny then ran his paws over the length of the snake and said,
"Well, you are cold, slimy, scaly and hard. ... you must be a
lawyer!"

Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!