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Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.
Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
Only them as knows their own…knows.
Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.
One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.
Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.

Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste.