Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q:why did the burger queen get pregnant?
A:the burger king forgot to wrap his whopper.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because its a FAST food!

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

What system do they teach in Hamburger Highs math courses? The meatric system, silly!

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

Yo Mama is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

Q. What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Why both slap thier meat between 4 year old buns.