Hamburger Jokes

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ron brought his boss home for dinner.
WEDNESDAY: A great day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed sort of silly, but I took a shower. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY: Today, Ron asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Ron asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was exactly the same as when I left.
SATURDAY: Ron more...

Q: What's the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?
A: Some people in Arkansas haven't had a McDonald's hamburger!

One day a woman walks into a resuraunt and orders a hamburger. when she gets it she she sees a hair in it she calls the watier and askes " why is there a hair in my hamburger?"
"well, when the cook makes hambugers he sticks the meat in his armpit and squishes it down". "Thats discusting!" the woman yelled. "well you should see how he makes dounuts"

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings him his meal. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, exclaiming, "Waitress! There's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what's going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back to the kitchen where the cook is, and to the man's demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. The distraught customer says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting? You should see him make donuts."

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!