Burger King Jokes / Recent Jokes
Burger King announced they’re going to make all their restaurants more futuristic. The new Burger Kings will have rotating chandeliers, TV-screen menus, and a time machine for customers to go into the future and see when they get diarrhea.
Dear Burger King,
Pleaseput your chocolaty Goodness at the bottom of the sundae and not justthe top so I have something to aim for. Otherwise eating this Sundae islike watching a movie that goes nowhere.
Thanks
Burger King just started selling a body spray that is scented like meat. Finally, a substitute for putting peanut butter on your balls.
There's a new free hamburger available called the Roethlisberger.It's a piece of meat that is grilled for hours..........then all charges are dropped.
Burger King pledged to take a huge step in the direction of healthier nutrition.
They have chosen to lock the front doors.