Fast Food Jokes

A family mourns the loss of their son on September 11th,
who died that day at a KFC.

Getting e.coli poisoning from Taco Bell is kind of like getting your car stolen in Newark. All your buddies say they are sorry to hear about it, but get to do it in that annoying “what did you expect” tone.

Fact of the day: Coli is latin for "of the colon". Thanks wikipedia!

A McDonald's in California is using feng shui in the restaurant.

It's the first time the chain has used Chinese culture since they offered customers a "happy ending meal."

Fast food icon Pizza Hut is rebranding a significant portion of itschain as "The Hut" to appear more in touch with younger consumers. Inaddition, all of Pizza Hut's food will now be served undercover intrendier restaurants.

McDonalds has announced it’s coming out with a healthier low-calorie happy meal. The new low-calorie happy meal is great for parents who want their child to be the 2nd fattest kid in class.