Taco Bell Jokes

Getting e.coli poisoning from Taco Bell is kind of like getting your car stolen in Newark. All your buddies say they are sorry to hear about it, but get to do it in that annoying “what did you expect” tone.

Fact of the day: Coli is latin for "of the colon". Thanks wikipedia!

Taco Bell Corp. has announced it will eliminate green onions from all of its restaurants, claiming they MUST be the source of the E. coli outbreak because "all employees wash their hands before returning to work."

And if that weren't enough, after eating the taco he continued paying for it.

Taco Bell has begun a controversial ad campaign launching the Drive-Thru Diet, which claims that their food can help people lose weight. In a related story, ultra light cigarettes gave me clean lungs.

The Taco Bell dog has died at the age of 15.The famous chihuahua will either be sour cremated or burrito stuffed.