Taco Bell Jokes / Recent Jokes

Getting e.coli poisoning from Taco Bell is kind of like getting your car stolen in Newark. All your buddies say they are sorry to hear about it, but get to do it in that annoying “what did you expect” tone.

Fact of the day: Coli is latin for "of the colon". Thanks wikipedia!

Taco Bell Corp. has announced it will eliminate green onions from all of its restaurants, claiming they MUST be the source of the E. coli outbreak because "all employees wash their hands before returning to work."

And if that weren't enough, after eating the taco he continued paying for it.

"All stores have now been reopened," said a NJ Department of Health spokesperson. "Turns out it isn't food after all."

The Taco Bell dog has died at the age of 15.The famous chihuahua will either be sour cremated or burrito stuffed.

So the taco bell chihauhua died. I would imagine it was from eating Taco Bell.

Taco Bell officials suggest the popularity of it's "Zesty Chicken Border Bowl" can be traced to a company Food Fetish Survey which shows that not only do 93 percent of Taco Bell customers eat their meals in a bowl weekly, but 68 percent smoke out of one too.