Taco Bell Jokes / Recent Jokes

Taco Bell has begun a controversial ad campaign launching the Drive-Thru Diet, which claims that their food can help people lose weight. In a related story, ultra light cigarettes gave me clean lungs.

Taco Bell to debut $2 combo meal...In Arizona it comes with bus ticket to Tijuana

Although it debuted as the nation's top movie, Mel Gibson's Apocalypto was criticized in some quarters for scenes of overly-graphic violence and carnage.
Marketing executives were quick to respond, saying this scene does not reflect the experience of the average Taco Bell customer.

New Jersey has asked all its Taco Bells to throw out their food. "And that was before the e. coli thing," said an official. "Now we mean it."

The Kremlin denies any involvement with a Russian spy being poisoned by radiation. "If we wanted him to die a slow painful death we would have taken him to Taco Bell."