Burnet Jokes

Ok there were three girls a blonde, burnet, and a red head.They all escaped from jail.Finnaly the police caught them.The police had all of them cornered on a wall.The policeman says ready aim and the burnet says volcano, all the policeman looked back and she got away.Once again the policeman says ready aim and the red head says earthquake all the policeman look back and she gets away, the policeman one more time says ready aim and the blonde says fire!!!

There was a blonde a burnet and a red head.In the town they lived in there was a mirror that could tell if you lied and if you lie you will never return again.So the red head walks up and says I think I am the pretttist of them all and zap shes gone the burnet says I think I am the pretty one of them all and zap.
the blonde walks up and says I think zap.
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there was a blonde a red head & a burnet. they were all in the forest and the burnet goes out and comes back with a dead bear. the girls ask her how did you do that. she says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill.
then the red head goes out and comes back with a mountain lion and says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill. the blonde goes out and comes back all beat up. the girls ask what happened to you.i see tracks i fallow tracks i get hit by a train

There were three girls. One was a brunet, another was a red head, and the last was a blonde. They were caught by a tribe that was scared of storms.Then the burnet was going to get shot she yelled out tornado. The people ran for cover and the burnet got away. the next day they were going to shoot the red head she yelled out hurracane the tribe ran again. The next next day they were going to shoot the blonde.The tribe said "1 2 3" then the blonde yelled out fire!

Three women were on death row, a blonde, a burnet and a red-head, and they escaped from prison. Then they go to a barn to hide out in three potato sacks.The cops come to the barn and they suspect something in the potato sacks. The cops kick the first one and the burnet says,"MEOW". So they think theres a cat in there. They go to the next one. They kick the sack that the red-head is in and she says "CA CAW CA CAW". So the cops think a chickens in there. Then they kick the potato sack the blonde is in and she says "POTATO".