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There was a blonde a burnet and a red head.In the town they lived in there was a mirror that could tell if you lied and if you lie you will never return again.So the red head walks up and says I think I am the pretttist of them all and zap shes gone the burnet says I think I am the pretty one of them all and zap.
the blonde walks up and says I think zap.
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there was a blonde a red head & a burnet. they were all in the forest and the burnet goes out and comes back with a dead bear. the girls ask her how did you do that. she says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill.
then the red head goes out and comes back with a mountain lion and says i see tracks i fallow tracks i kill. the blonde goes out and comes back all beat up. the girls ask what happened to you.i see tracks i fallow tracks i get hit by a train

There is this blond, redhead, and a burnet and they all break out of jail when the nearest place was a barnyard . well they go in and there was 3 sacks so they all decide to go hide in one. well, the police go in and find the first sack and it is full of puppies and so the burnet says woof woof no one here sargent. they go to the second one and it is full of kittens and the redhead says meow meow no one here sargent and they go to the 3rd sack and it is full of potatoes and the blond says potatoes potatoes.