Burnet Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ok there were three girls a blonde, burnet, and a red head.They all escaped from jail.Finnaly the police caught them.The police had all of them cornered on a wall.The policeman says ready aim and the burnet says volcano, all the policeman looked back and she got away.Once again the policeman says ready aim and the red head says earthquake all the policeman look back and she gets away, the policeman one more time says ready aim and the blonde says fire!!!

There were three girls. One was a brunet, another was a red head, and the last was a blonde. They were caught by a tribe that was scared of storms.Then the burnet was going to get shot she yelled out tornado. The people ran for cover and the burnet got away. the next day they were going to shoot the red head she yelled out hurracane the tribe ran again. The next next day they were going to shoot the blonde.The tribe said "1 2 3" then the blonde yelled out fire!

A blonde a burnet and red head are trapped on top of a burning building some firemen at the bottom say to the burnet “jump its your only way to live? so she jumps and the firemen pull the sheet back and she splatters on the ground then they tell the red head to jump and she said “no your just going to pull the sheet back “they say no we wont we just don? like burnet and soon she jumps they pull the sheet and she dies the they tell the blonde to jump and she says the only way ill jump is if you put the sheet down and back away from it.

What is a blonde doing cartwheels with a dress on.
Blonde Burnet. Blonde Burnet

Three women were on death row, a blonde, a burnet and a red-head, and they escaped from prison. Then they go to a barn to hide out in three potato sacks.The cops come to the barn and they suspect something in the potato sacks. The cops kick the first one and the burnet says,"MEOW". So they think theres a cat in there. They go to the next one. They kick the sack that the red-head is in and she says "CA CAW CA CAW". So the cops think a chickens in there. Then they kick the potato sack the blonde is in and she says "POTATO".