Burnett Jokes

there were three girls running from the police a red head, a burnett and a blonde the brown head girl said we have got to find a place to hide then the burnett pointed out three barrles. They jumped in the brown head was in a barrlel of cats the burnett in a barrel of dogs and the blond in a barrel of potatos. When the police came to the first barrall with the brown head in it she said meow and the police siad o this is just a bunch of cats then they went to the second barrel with the burnett and she said ruff the police said o this is just a bunch of dogs so then they went to the third barrel with the blonde in it when they got there the blonde said POTATTO

A blond, a burnett and a red head go hunting. The red head comes back with a deer.
"Oh, my, gosh how did you do that?" The blond and the burrnet said.
"I saw the trakes, I followed the tracks, and I shot the deer.
Next, the burnett comes back with a bear.
"Oh, my, gosh how did you do that?" The bland and red head said.
"I saw the trakes, I followed the tracks, and I shot the bear.
Well, the blond comes back and she is just beat up, her clothes are ripped and there was blood everywhere. The other 2 go
"Oh, my, gosh, what happened to you?"
The blond replied, " I saw the trakes, I followed the tracks, and I got hit by a train."

A blonde burnett and red head decide to make up a magic show so they go to the grand canyon.
When they get there they decide to see if jumping off the cliff and saying the name of an animal would work. So the burnett runs jumps off and says eagle...and flies away.
The red head runs jumps off and says bear and turns to a bear and runs away.
So then the blonde runs trips over a rock and says shit and turns into a pile of shit.

73-year-old Carol Burnett is suing Family Guy over their parody of her, proving that sense of humor is the first thing to go.

a burnett a blond and a red head went camping and ran out of food. in the morning the burnett had a bear. the bl9ond and the red head asked where did you get that. she replied followed the tracks got the bear. the next morning the red head came and had a dear. the blond said how did you get that dear. she replied followed the tracks got the deer. the next morning the blond came and was all bloody the red head and the burrnett asked what happened. she replied followed the tracks got hit by the train.