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A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how it happened,' said the doctor.'Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and burnt my ear!''Okay, I see...But that's one ear - what about the other?''They called again!!'

A blonde goes to a doctor and
tells that both his ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how it
happened,' said the doctor.
'Well, I was ironing my clothes, when I received a call and instead of
picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.'
'But that's one ear what about the other?'
'The sucker called again!!'

A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. "'Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a call and instead of picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.

A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt.' Sit down and tell me how it happened,' said the doctor.'Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and burnt my ear!''Okay, I see... But that's one ear - what about the other?''They called again!!'

A patient visited the hospital with both ears burnt. This ensued between him and the doctor;
Doctor; How did you manage to get your ears burnt like this?
Patient; I was ironing and i suddenly had a call. so i mistook the iron for the phone and...
Doctor; What about the other ear. how did that one get burnt since you only received the call with one ear?
Patient; Doc, you should have waited for me to finish.
Doctor; Am sorry, please continue.
Patient; When i got burnt at the other ear, i decided to call for the ambulance with the other ear and thats what happened.

A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.
Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Clem said, Yup, he's burnt real bad; but you'll have to roll him over if you want me to identify him."
So the mortician rolled the corpse over and Clem looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde."
The mortician thought that was rather strange, but proceeded to bring in Zeke to identify the body. After the sheet was pulled back, Zeke took a look and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over."
So, again the mortician rolled the burnt corpse over, and Zeke looked down and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde."
Frustrated, the mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Zeke answered, "Well, Clyde had two assholes."
"What!?" The disbelieving mortician asked, "He had TWO more...

A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he's burnt real bad; but you'll have to roll him over if you want me to identify him." So the mortician rolled the corpse over and Clem looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde." The mortician thought that was rather strange, but proceeded to bring in Zeke to identify the body. After the sheet was pulled back, Zeke took a look and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad; roll him over." So, again the mortician rolled the burnt corpse over, and Zeke looked down and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde."Frustrated, the mortician asked, "How can you tell?"Zeke answered, "Well, Clyde had two assholes.""What!?" The disbelieving mortician asked, "He had TWO assholes?" "Yup, that's right, more...