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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because you cant bury them in trees!
If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the USA where do u bury the survivers? U DONT BURY SURVIVORS THEY SURVIVED!
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because you can't bury them in trees!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, more...
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!" Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw! Q: What is the dogs favorite city? A: New Yorkie! Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx! Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? A: "Well, doggone!" Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show! Q: How can if you have a stupid dog? A: It chases parked cars!
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city donated money for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice was asked to contribute a shilling. "A shilling?" he said. "You mean it costs only a shilling to bury a lawyer? Here is a pound: go bury 20 of them!"
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your
mind and. . . begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
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