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A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. “Only a shilling? ” said the Justice,
“Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here’s a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them. ”
Once a young woman married a very wealthy man they lived many happy years until after about 10 years he passed away, of course leaving her a very wealthy widow. Still being young after her husband had been dead a few years she met an actor they married and she saw many broadway shows, many of which he was the star, they traveled but after they’d been married about 10 years he too passed away. This was 2 husbands she had to bury. Still being a young woman of about 40, she began going to church. She met their new pastor they fell in love and married, unfortunately after a few years he to passed away. Well this is her 3rd husband she’d had to bury. Again still being a desirable woman she met a wonderful man, he was a mortician. After they’d been married about 5 years, she took ill and she passed away. Some people say…that she married 1 for the money, 2 for the show 3 to get ready and 4 to GO…
Dear Jokers who provide Yo mama jokes,
Please do not post yo mama jokes previously posted in this Joke Page.
It's a waste of your time, our time and bandwith.
Please read the following collection of YO MAMA SO UGLY' jokes. Future
jokers, read this and if you can find something new about the ugly mama
then submit your joke. (OLD MAMA, FAT MAMA, TALL MAMA, POOR
MAMA etc. will follow)
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY
Yo mama so ugly I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly I saved her life by killing a shit-eating dog on the way over.
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly condom advocates wanted to use her as a poster child.
Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly for more...
Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
- Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can`t bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Why didn`t the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it`s not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What is the dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: Who is the dog’s favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
A: A jet setter!
Q: more...
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak more...