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A little girl went to school and the teacher asked her what her name was. She said Happy Butt. The teacher said was bad and rude for her to say that so she sent her to the princeipal. The princeipal said what is your name and she said happy butt. The princepal said that was bad language i am gonna have to call your mom.The princepal told the mom your daughter says that her name is happybutt. The mom say Oh that must be my youngest daughter Gladais. Then they hang up. The princepal say your mom say you name is Gladais. the girl says Happy butt Gladass whats the diffentence.

A lady buys a ranch comes . She doesnt know what to name the puppy so she decides to take a walk and see if she can think of a name. She walks into town and hears a man calling "THis guy has a hairy butt, this guy has a hairy butt." so the lady decides to name her ranch Hairy Butt. The lady then buys a puppy from a travelling passerbyer. The lady doesnt know what to name the animal so she decides to take a walk and find a name. She is walking along when she hears a bridge going CRACK! CRACK! The lady decides to name her puppy Crack. The next day the puppy is missing. The lady goes into town to find her puppy. She comes to a policeman and says "I looked all over my Hairy Butt but I cant find my Crack.

How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 10. Rinse conditioner off hair. 11. Shave armpits and legs. 12. Turn off shower. 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. 14. Get out of shower. Dry more...

The difference between bathing suits now and then are that the bathing suits from the past required that you open the suit to see the butt. The bathing suits of today require that you open the butt to see the suit.

well one night i was in a bar and gettin drunk and creatin noise then they threw me out and the cops came and said somthin then he said i wasnt drunk out here i was drunk in there u stupid butt head and i got arrested and my mamma got on my butt

There were three kids named My, Butt, and Stupid. They were pretty dumb and didn't know the word and. One day, they were playing ball on the sixth floor. Then, suddenly Stupid dropped the ball out the window. My jumped out the window to get the ball, while Butt tried to jump out the window to catch My. Stupid saw that the two of them fall out the window and ran down the stairs. When he got down, he saw a policeman looking at My and Butt. The policeman asked "Son, what is your name?" Stupid answered "I'm Stupid!" The policeman said "You're not stupid, son, now do you know what happened here?" Stupid answered "My Butt fell out the window!"

This man shows up at his doctor's office to get patched up. He has obviously been severely beaten about the head and shoulders. His doctor tapes him up and asks him, "What in the hell happened to you?"
"You won't believe this doc, it happened in church."
"In church? How?"
"The minister told us all to stand and sing hymn 317. When we stood up, I noticed the woman standing in front of me had her dress pushed up her butt. So I reached forward and pulled it out. She beat the crap out of me with her umbrella."
Several weeks later, the man shows up at his doctor, all beaten up again. Again the doctor patches him up and asks him about what happened.
"It happened in the same church."
"Again?"
"Yes. The minister told us to all stand and sing hymn 317. When we stood up, the same woman was in front of me, with her dress up her butt. The woman standing next to her noticed that and pulled it out. I knew more...