Bypasses Jokes

Lorena Bobbit virus:
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tim Allen virus:
Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact
Woody Allen virus:
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus:
Won't let you into any of your programs
Tonya Harding virus:
Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
George Michael virus:
Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup
Joey Buttafuoco virus:
Only attacks minor files. Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs Tonya Harding virus: Turns your. BAT files into lethal weapons George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files. Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card