Motherboard Jokes

YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?

Yes.

ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

Yes.

ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?

*****yes!******

OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO ASK YOU THAT NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A PICKY CONSUMER AND SUPPORTING THAT WHOLE "ANTI-TRUST" NONSENSE. INGRATE.

Just get on with it.

ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP. FIRST WE NEED TO CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR COMPATIBILITY. THIS COULD TAKE SEVERAL DAYS.

Groan.

THE INSTALL PROGRAM HAS DETECTED SEVERAL POSSIBLE PROBLEMS AND WILL NOT LET YOU INSTALL XP.

Problems? What problems?

THE VIDEO CARD YOU ARE USING APPARENTLY DOES NOT WORK WITH THE MOTHERBOARD.

But I'm using it at this very moment.

THAT IS IRRELEVANT.

But if the video card isn't working with the mother board then I can't very well see this warning message more...

Lorena Bobbit virus:
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tim Allen virus:
Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact
Woody Allen virus:
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus:
Won't let you into any of your programs
Tonya Harding virus:
Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
George Michael virus:
Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup
Joey Buttafuoco virus:
Only attacks minor files. Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs Tonya Harding virus: Turns your. BAT files into lethal weapons George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files. Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

You are attempting to install Windows XP. Are you sure you want to continue?
Yes.
Are you really sure?
Yes.
Are you really, really sure?
YES!
Ok, then. Just so you know, we're required to ask you that now. It's all your fault for being a picky consumer and supporting that whole "anti-trust" nonsense. Ingrate!
Just get on with it.
Attempting to install Windows XP. First we need to check your system for compatibility. This could take several days.
Groan. ..
The install program has detected several possible problems and will not let you install XP.
Problems? What problems?
The video card you are using apparently does not work with the motherboard.
But I'm using it at this very moment.
That is irrelevant.
But if the video card isn't working with the motherboard, then I can't very well see this warning message telling me that the video card wasn't. ..
Do not attempt to fool me with logic, I am a more...

Microsoft:
YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?
Yes.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
Yes.
ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?
****yes!***
OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO ASK YOU THAT NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A PICKY CONSUMER AND SUPPORTING THAT WHOLE "ANTI-TRUST" NONSENSE. INGRATE.
Just get on with it.
ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP. FIRST WE NEED TO CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR COMPATIBILITY. THIS COULD TAKE SEVERAL DAYS.
Groan.
THE INSTALL PROGRAM HAS DETECTED SEVERAL POSSIBLE PROBLEMS AND WILL NOT LET YOU INSTALL XP.
Problems? What problems?
THE VIDEO CARD YOU ARE USING APPARENTLY DOES NOT WORK WITH THE MOTHERBOARD.
But I'm using it at this very moment.
THAT IS IRRELEVANT.
But if the video card isn't working with the mother board then I can't very well see this warning message telling me that the video card wasn't...
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME WITH LOGIC, I AM A more...