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Melinda Duckett, a 21 year old mother whose son is missing, killed herself shortly after a grueling interview with CNN's Nancy Grace.
Scheduled next to appear on Nancy Grace's show is Nancy Grace, who will be questioned in the death of Melinda Duckett.
Police in Britain have a new plan to curb late-night noise outside of pubs---they’re giving lollipops to drinkers when they leave. The hope is that, with the lollipop in their mouths, the drunkards will stop speaking loudly and incoherently and causing disturbances.
Upon hearing this, CNN's Headline News producers purchased thousands of lollipops to be given to Nancy Grace.
In related news, friends and family of Larry King wonder when he will be getting his proper funeral.
Apparently the man was simply waiting for Larry King to complete a sentence.