CNN Jokes / Recent Jokes
* FBI has handed over the investigations to Pakistani Police who have reported to arrest a suspect who claims that he wanted to have coffee on the 65th floor but their planes didn`t land properly.
* First lady is pregnant and FBI claims that Osama is directly or indirectly involved in it.
* BBC reports that Gen. Musharraf has requested Nawaz Sharif to come back and take over. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.....
* While giving an exclusive interview to CNN Film star REEMA has offered that if " Bush - Afghan problem can be solved on " Kuch lo Kuch Do" basis, then she has offered herself.
* Americans have offered Talibans to handover Osama in exchange of Herion of Titanic. But Taliban say that we already have Heroin and please give the Hero of Titanic.
* Latest marketing strategy of United Airline " Fly with us and we will take you straight to your office"
* CNN Report: US Army troops arrived in Khi, will attact Afghanistan after having Tea at more...
CNN's Jack Cafferty said of the anti-gay marriage amendment that recently was voted down by the Senate, "This is all being done by the Republican majority in an effort to appease the right-wing nuts in their party ahead of the upcoming midterm elections."
He also reported that Manhattan is in New York.
This has been a strange week indeed. I haven't seen this many dead celebrities since Larry King, Joan Rivers, Betty White, and Peter O'Toole went out on a double-date.
The oldest surface on Earth was discovered after carbon dating was performed on Larry King's skin.
Larry King had himself turned into a Na'vi,from the Avatar movie.His actions produced the lowest hanging blue balls in history.
I have no interest in seeing this movie. If I want to see something dead come to life, I'll watch Larry King.
...talk show host Larry King's new book "My Remarkable Journey" is now available...in it he discusses his greatest triumphs, like overcomming a rough childhood, his first job in broadcasting, and how exciting it was meeting the Virgin Mary.