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TV Shop: Shanavas went to the Calicut Radio Service outlet. He saw an interesting looking TV on the window. He went inside and asked a salesperson what the price of the TV was. The shop keeper replied immediately "Are you not Shanavas from Calicut? Sorry!!". Shanavas was disappointed. He went and changed into a kurtha paijama, got a fake moustache and came back to the shop and asked for the same TV. The shop keeper again said "Sorry, we can't help you!". Shanavas went to the barber, got his head shaved, put on an expensive pair of jeans and a pair of gloves, and bought borrowed an expensive bike from his friend and headed to the store. Again the reply was the same! He was so mad, he caught the salesperson on the shirt collar and shouted "Why won't you give me that damn TV?!". The salesperson said "Sorry sir, we cannot give you that TV because it's not a TV. It's a microwave oven!