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Tech: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you? ”
Customer: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect. ”
Tech: “What sort of trouble? ”
Customer: “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away. ”
Tech: “Went away? ”
Customer: “They disappeared. ”
Tech: “Hmm. So what does your screen look like now? ”
Customer: “Nothing. ”
Tech: “Nothing? ”
Customer: “It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type. ”
Tech: “Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out? ”
Customer: “How do I tell? ”
Tech: “Can you see the “C” prompt on the screen? ”
Customer: “What’s a sea-prompt? ”
Tech: “Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen? ”
Customer: “There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I more...
Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. ”
Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Is the spelling correct? ”
Caller: “Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off. ”
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write' click' and I wrote' click'."
Caller:' I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
Operator:' I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller:' Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the' B' fell off'.