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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!" "I see millions of stars," Watson said. "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson replied. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful. Meteorologically, I suspect we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot," he said. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend. The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.

Pat and Kyran were getting ready to go on a camping trip. The first one said "I'm taking along a gallon of whiskey just in case of rattlesnake bites. What are you taking?" The other one said "Two rattlesnakes!"

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The blonde suddenly has to go to the bathroom. So she went into the woods with her toiletpaper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and redhead decide to play a joke on her.They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the camp. A couple minutes later they hear a scream. They waited another half an hour and the blonde comes back sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out but thanks to god and these two fingers I stuffed them back in."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend."Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Two guys go camping and once there, the one guy says "Hey man, did you bring any toliet paper"?
"No".
"What are we going to do, I really have to go"?
"Just use a dollar man". "You would spend that on toliet paper".
"Good Idea"!
So the guy goes behind the bush, does his business, comes back around the bush holding his ass, obviously in pain.
"Whats the matter"?
"Have you ever used three quarters, two dimes and a nickel to wipe your ass"!