Campsite Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Manali hotel reassures guests about the drinking
water.
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
A hotel in Haridwar advises its guests.
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please, and politely adds: If you are not a person to do such a thing, please not to read notice.
A Mumbai hotel concerned about morals advises: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
A notice in a Bangalore pub states:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the pub.
A sign at a Nainital campsite warns:
It is strictly forbidden on our campsite that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent, unless they are married with each other for that purpose.