Candle Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty? Beacause a little water ends both of them!
The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the
sweetest face for the opening scene of the Christmas play. "Now,
all you have to do, when you hear me say to the choir' ... and
the angel lit the candle', is come on stage and light all the
candles."
"I can do it, I can do it!" the little boy said, excitedly.
Rehearsals came and went, and finally the big night arrived. The
choir was ready, the stage was beautifully decorated with dozens
of unlit candles all around, and all awaited the moment when the
cute littlest angel would make his entrance.
The director gave the downbeat, the orchestra began to play, and
the choir swept into the introductory lines, ending with an
expectant "... and the angel lit the candle"
Everyone looked stage right for the entrance.
No little boy.
The director gave the downbeat again, and more loudly said,
"... and the angel lit the more...
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A. I'm going out tonight.
Mrs. Jones was walking down a Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.
"Hello," said the Father, "And how are you Mrs. Jones? Didn't I marry you two years ago?"
She replied "You did that, Father."
"And are there any little ones yet?"
"No, not yet, Father," she said.
"Well now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you."
"Oh, thank you, Father." And away she went.
Several years later they met again.
"Well now, Mrs. Jones," said the Father, "How are you?"
"Oh, very well," she said.
"And tell me," he said, "have you any little ones yet?"
"Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles - ten in all.
"Now isn't that wonderful !!!, " he said "And how is your fine husband?"
"Oh," she said, "he's gone to Rome to more...