Candle Jokes / Recent Jokes
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down a street in Dublin and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Reilly.
"Hello," the Father said, "and how is Mrs. O'Donovan? Did I not marry you a couple of years ago?"
"That you did, Father," she replied.
"And are there any little ones yet?" he asked. "No, Father, not as yet," she replied.
"Well, I'm off to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for you," said Father O'Reilly. "Thank you, Father," she replied and continued on her way.
A few years later they met again. "Well now, Mrs. O'Donovan," the Father said, "how are you?" And tell me, have you any little ones yet?"
"Oh yes, Father," she replied. I've had three sets of twins and four singles - ten in all."
"Now is't that wonderful," he replied. "And how is that lovely husband of yours?"
"He's well, Father. He's gone off to Rome more...
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.
"Hello," said the Father, "And how is Mr. O'Donovan? Didn't I marry you two years ago?"
She replied, "You did that, Father."
"And are there any little ones yet?"
"No, not yet, Father," she said
"Well now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you."
"Oh, thank you, Father," and away she went.
Several years later they met again.
"Well now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are you?"
"Oh, very well," said she.
"And tell me," he said, "have you any little ones yet?"
"Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles - ten in all."
"Now isn't that wonderful?" he said, "and how is your wonderful husband?"
"Oh," she said, more...
A candle may melt and its fire may die,
But the love that you have given will stay,
As a flame in my heart.
I will always love you…
your mommas like a candle and a t.v, a candle because she gets blown out by a puff and a t.v because she gets turned on by little kids
{I heard this years ago - have no idea where it first came from}
The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the sweetest
face for the opening scene of the play. "Now, all you have to do is,
when I direct the choir to sing '...and the angel lit the candle', you
come onstage and light all the candles."
"I can do it - I can do it!" the little boy said, excited to be the
one picked.
Rehearsals came and went, and finally the big night arrived. The choir was
in grand voice, the stage was beautifully decorated with dozens of unlit
candles all around, awaiting the moment when the cute littlest angel made
his interest.
The director gave the downbeat, the orchestra began to play, and the
choir swept into the introductory lines, ending with an expectant
"...and the angel lit the candle," and everyone looked stage right
for the entrance. No little boy. The director gave the downbeat
again, more...
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has more...