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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next".A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next". A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out.

81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.
83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.
84. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
85. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*
86. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!
87. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm???
A1: She drops her nail-file!!!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She say 'Next'
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: The batteries have run out.
88. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She more...

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Siberian Husky:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the more...

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler:
Make me.
5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old more...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di, Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What did Diana do in real life?
Nothing.
Why did Diana die?
Who cares?
Poor Dodi Fayed! Uninteresting alive, Just barely when dead.
We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried?
Who the f*ck cares?
What was Diana's last dessert dish?
A: Turnover.
Burger King is going to offer a Lady Di Combo: Egyptian sausage on an English muffin splattered with ketchup all over and a bottle of Perrier.
Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meat lover's Pizza"?
It s made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and Welsh beaver.The princess used to like fish and chips but now she's stuck on ribs.
Diana's name has been changed to... The Royalty formally known as Princess Di.
What do you give to a princess who has everything?
A: A safety belt and an airbag.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
"Darn, I can't more...