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~~~ Kid's Answers to questions on Marriage ~~~

What exactly is marriage? (Too many adults can't answer this!)
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to
give her back to her parents!"
- Eric, 6
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose
to the girl. He says to her,' I'll take you for a whole life,
or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to
do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's
wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not.
She can't wait to find out."
- Anita, 9

Picky! Picky! How does a person decide whom to marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails
means you try the next one."
- Kally, 9
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind.... That's what
I'll do.... I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
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