Picky Jokes

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be?
Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male.
They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless.
A better model is just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you get them home.
It's always essential to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having one is the games you can play.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Big power surges knock them out at night.
Size does matter.
But then again, here are the top ten reasons why they are obviously female.
They're oh so picky, picky, picky.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Beauty is only shell deep.
When you ask them what's wrong, they always say 'nothing'.
They can produce more...

10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
4. Small talk is important.
3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
2. They make you take the garbage out.
1. Miss a period and they go wild.

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be? Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male.They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless.A better model is just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you get them home.It's always essential to have a backup.They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons.The best part of having one is the games you can play.In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.The lights are on but nobody's home.Big power surges knock them out at night.Size does matter.But then again, here are the top ten reasons why they are obviously female.They're oh so picky, picky, picky.They hear what you say, but not what you mean.Beauty is only shell deep.When you ask them what's wrong, they always say 'nothing'.They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. They are always turning simple statements into big more...

Top nine reasons computers must be male:
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
Picky, picky, picky.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Beauty is only shell deep.
When you ask what’s wrong, they say “nothing”.
Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
Always turning simple statements into big productions.
Smalltalk is important.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.
They make you take the garbage out.

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be? Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male. They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless. A better model is just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you get them home. It's always essential to have a backup. They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons. The best part of having one is the games you can play. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. The lights are on but nobody's home. Big power surges knock them out at night. Size does matter. But then again, here are the top ten reasons why they are obviously female. They're oh so picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask them what's wrong, they always say' nothing'. They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. They are always turning simple more...