Picky Jokes / Recent Jokes

~~~ Kid's Answers to questions on Marriage ~~~

What exactly is marriage? (Too many adults can't answer this!)
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to
give her back to her parents!"
- Eric, 6
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose
to the girl. He says to her,' I'll take you for a whole life,
or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to
do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's
wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not.
She can't wait to find out."
- Anita, 9

Picky! Picky! How does a person decide whom to marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails
means you try the next one."
- Kally, 9
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind.... That's what
I'll do.... I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
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10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
4. Small talk is important.
3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
2. They make you take the garbage out.
1. Miss a period and they go wild.

Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing". Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. Always turning simple statements into big productions. Smalltalk is important. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong. They make you take the garbage out.

Picky, picky, picky.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Beauty is only shell deep.
When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing."
Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
Always turning simple statements into big productions.
Smalltalk is important.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
They make you take the garbage out.
Miss a period and they go wild

Gender and Computers

Top nine reasons computers must be male:

They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They`ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. The lights are on but nobody`s home. Big power surges knock them out for the night. Size does matter Top nine reasons computers must be female:

Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask what`s wrong, they say "nothing". Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. Always turning simple statements into big productions. Smalltalk is important. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it`s wrong. They make you take the garbage out.

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be? Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male. They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless. A better model is just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you get them home. It's always essential to have a backup. They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons. The best part of having one is the games you can play. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. The lights are on but nobody's home. Big power surges knock them out at night. Size does matter. But then again, here are the top ten reasons why they are obviously female. They're oh so picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask them what's wrong, they always say' nothing'. They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. They are always turning simple more...

10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
4. Smalltalk is important.
3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
2. They make you take the garbage out.
1. Miss a period and they go wild