"Gender and computers" joke
Gender and Computers
Top nine reasons computers must be male:
They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They`ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. The lights are on but nobody`s home. Big power surges knock them out for the night. Size does matter Top nine reasons computers must be female:
Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When you ask what`s wrong, they say "nothing". Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed. Always turning simple statements into big productions. Smalltalk is important. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it`s wrong. They make you take the garbage out.
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