Cash for Clunkers Jokes

I'm waiting for the "Cash for Drunkards" program myself.

The Obama administration will suspend the "cash for clunkers" program unless the Senate provides $2 billion more for the popular car incentive plan. In California, the popular program will continue in a different form: starting tomorrow car dealers will be offering "hash for clunkers."

I tried to trade in my big old run-down clunker but was told my wife didn't qualify.

The Cash-for-Clunkers program has been extended assuring people if they lose their homes, at least they'll still have a car to live in.

The man said he was taking advantage of the "Crack for Clunkers" program.