Cash-for-clunkers Jokes

The Cash-for-Clunkers program has been extended assuring people if they lose their homes, at least they'll still have a car to live in.

"Cash-for-clunkers" is a program that gives car buyers money for trading in their old vehicles for new, more fuel-efficient ones. Boy do I feel stupid. I thought "cash-for-clunkers" referred to Congressional pay.