Casting Jokes

I was casting kids.... for our annual Christmas play and I was giving our choices such as shepherds, lambs, villagers etc.
One 5 yr. old boy couldn't decide so I said, "Johnny, you can be a villager."
Johnny replied, "OK"... and ran over to his parents. Very excited he said to them, "Guess what? I get to be a mini-van!"

Baltimore, Maryland - A 15-year-old girl was briefly suspended from school for casting a spell on a fellow student.
Jamie Schoonover acknowledges she practices witchcraft, as does her mother, but both say Jamie would never cast an evil spell on anyone, even if she knew how. "Casting a spell isn't something that just any novice is going to know how to do," said Colleen Harper, a transexual who was Jamie's biological father and now calls herself her mother.