"Casting Kids" joke

I was casting kids.... for our annual Christmas play and I was giving our choices such as shepherds, lambs, villagers etc.
One 5 yr. old boy couldn't decide so I said, "Johnny, you can be a villager."
Johnny replied, "OK"... and ran over to his parents. Very excited he said to them, "Guess what? I get to be a mini-van!"

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