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There was 3 guys going to the beach to see the bigest sand castle in the world.
The 1st guy went in the sand castle and heard a voice that said "I got you were I want you and now im gonna eat you" He got scared and went out and told the 2nd guy to gu in.
The 2nd guy went in and heard the voice that said "I got you where I want you and now im gonna eat you" So he got scared and told the 3rd guy to go in.
The 3rd guy went in and head the voice "I got you where I want you and now im gonna eat you" BUT he followed where the voice was comming from. He saw a closet and opened the door.
What was in it?
A little girl picking her nose saying "I got you were I want you and now im gonna eat you.

Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties, and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid. The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband. TheKing finally decided to take matters into his own hand. He had flyers printed up and posted all over the kingdom,"who so ever wishes to marry the princess should appear at thecastle at noon, the following Sunday."Only three suitors arrived at the castle. The king decidedto have a test to determine who would get his daughter's hand. Each suitor would have to climb the castle wall, swim the moat, and then have sex with one of the castle's cows. The first suitor didn't even make it over the wall. The second suitor made it over the wall, but couldn't swim the moat. The third suitor, climbed the wall, swam the moat, fucked the cow, and wasn't even tired. The king went up to him, and said "Congratulations, you are the onlyone worthy enough to marry my more...

Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties, and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband. TheKing finally decided to take matters into his own hand.He had flyers printed up and posted all over the kingdom,"who so ever wishes to marry the princess should appear at thecastle at noon, the following Sunday."Only three suitors arrived at the castle. The king decidedto have a test to determine who would get his daughter's hand.Each suitor would have to climb the castle wall, swim the moat, and then have sex with one of the castle's cows. The first suitor didn't even make it over the wall.The second suitor made it over the wall, but couldn't swim the moat.The third suitor, climbed the wall, swam the moat, fucked the cow, and wasn't even tired.The king went up to him, and said "Congratulations, you are the onlyone worthy enough to marry my daughter."And more...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent, and self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped onto the princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
Later that night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought longingly about what her dinner said...
"I don't freakin' think so!"