Caterpillar Jokes / Recent Jokes
Knock KnockWhos there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who? Caterpillar a few mice for you!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! What has stripes and pulls a tractor? A caterpillar tractor! What does a cat go to sleep on? A caterpillow! What's green and dangerous? A caterpillar with a machine gun! What pillar doesn't need holding up? A caterpillar!
We call our boss caterpillar. He got where he is by crawling.
1. What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!
2. What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!
3. What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!
4. What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow!
5. What`s green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a machine gun!
6. What pillar doesn`t need holding up?
A caterpillar!