Certain Jokes / Recent Jokes
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It was the funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to cruise out to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner. It was a Wednesday night, which means that macaroni and beef was on the hot bar, indeed the only night of the week that it is served. Wednesday night is also kid's night at Ryan's, complete with Dizzy the Clown wandering from table to table entertaining them. It may seem that the events about to be told have little connection to those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment.
We went through the line and placed our orders for the all-you-can-eat hot bar then sat down as far away from the front of the restaurant as possible in order to keep the density of kids down a bit. Then I started my move to the hot bar. Plate after plate of macaroni and beef were consumed that evening. I tell you-in all, four heaping plates of the pseudo-Italian ambrosia were shoved into my belly. I was sated. Perhaps a bit too much, more...
One day a certain guy buy the name of Welcome went to the doctor because he was feeling pain when he touched his body.
WELCOME: "DOCTOR PLEASE HELP ME I FELL PAIN EVERYTIME I TRY TO TOUCH MY BODY."
DOCTOR:"PLEASE TOUCH YOUR HEAD" WELCOM TOUCHED IT AND CRYED "ESHHHHHHHHHH" AND THE DOCTOR ASKED HIM TO TOUCH HIS LEG, WELCOME TOUCHED IT AND CRYED "ESHHHHHHHHH" AND THE DOCTOR SAID PLEASE TOUCH YOUSELF ALL OVER THE BODY, WELCOME DID SO CRYING EVERYTIME HE TOUCHED A CERTAIN PART OF HIS BODY(ESHHHHHHHHH, ESHHHHHHHHHH, ESHHHHHHHHHH. .... FINALY THE DOCTOR SAID,"NO THIS PROBLEM IS NOT VERY SERIOUS. WELCOME ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG AND THE DOCTOR SAID "NO WELCOME, YOU JUST HAVE YOUR INDEX FINGER BROKEN"
(I hope these aren't too offensive. Perhaps they should be encrypted?)
(1) A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly
considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another
person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set
of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in
a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic
group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered
to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his
companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first
meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with
his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his
membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took
offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!
(2) Q: How many people belonging to a certain ethnic group does more...
1) A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent
with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be
interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!
(2) Q: How many people belonging to a certain ethnic group does it take to perform a particular menial activity?
A: A finite positive integer. One to perform the activity, and the rest more...