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A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. "Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back drenched in sweat. "Geez lady, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman. "6" she replied. "What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow!" So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted. "How many this time?" asked the foreman. "12" she said. The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tomorrow morning!" The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly." He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud more...
A blonde walked into a store and bought a chainsaw. The man behind the counter said "This chainsaw is guaranteed to cut down 5 trees in one day." So the blonde went home and it took her one whole day to cut down a tree. She went back to the store and said "This chainsaw took me one day to cut down a tree." So the man started up the chainsaw and she said... "Whats that sound?"
A blonde fellow goes to a shop to buy a chainsaw so he can cut down some of the trees in his backyard.
"We have many different models," the salesman says, "Why not save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and buy the top-of-the-line model. This particular one will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."
The man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After several hours and cutting only two cords, he decides to call it quits for the day, feeling sure there must be something wrong with the chainsaw.
"How can I cut for several hours and only cut two cords?" he thinks to himself. "I'll begin again first thing in the morning and cut all day."
The next morning he gets up at 5am and cuts and cuts all the way to nightfall, yet only manages to cut five cords. Now more convinced that there must be something wrong with the chainsaw, he decides to return it to the store.
The next day he takes the saw back to more...
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job. "Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back sweating like a pig. "Christ, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman. "6" she replied. "What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tommorow." The foreman said. So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted. 'How many this time?" asked the foreman. "12" she said. The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning."The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly." He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a more...
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job."Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best.She came back sweating like a pig. ''Christ, how many trees did you cut down?'' asked the foreman.''6'' she replied.''What!? You have to do beter than that. Get up earlier tommorow.'' The foreman said. So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted.'How many this time?'' asked the foreman.''12'' she said.The foreman says, ''That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning.''
The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, ''This is how to cut down trees really quickly.'' He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM. He notices the blonde is looking at him more...