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Jasmit Kaur Caught Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High And Low All Around The Living Room And She Asked Him, "What Are You Searching For?" Santa Singh: Hidden Cameras
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Santa Singh: The Guy On T. V Keeps On Saying You Are Watching The Star World Channel, How Does He Now That?
This list is a general disclaimer for any wives or girlfriends who happen upon a copy of this:
1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
2) Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
3) When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
4) When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
5) If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore more...
Sardar Banta Singh was Punjab's long distance swimming champion. He had crossed and re-crossed all Punjab's rivers in flood without any difficulty. Somebody told him that if he swam the English Channel, he would earn international fame. So Banta arrived in England and began his swim to France. Half way across the 22-mile channel, he decided he couldn't make it to the French Coast. So he swam the same distance back to England.
An Englishman and a Frenchman are discussing the Channel Tunnel.
The Frenchman is saying how wonderful it is that this
co-operative venture is taking place, and that he never expected
the English to go to such trouble to be united to the mainland of
Europe.
"Oh that's nothing," says the Englishman, "You should have seen
the trouble we had digging the Channel in the first place!"
An Englishman and a Frenchman are discussing the Channel Tunnel.
The Frenchman is saying how wonderful it is that this co-operative
venture is taking place, and that he never expected the English to go
to such trouble to be united to the mainland of Europe.
"Oh that's nothing," says the Englishman, "You should have seen the
trouble we had digging the Channel in the first place!"
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.
A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later. They waited hours for the blonde to show up. When she finally did, they asked her what had taken her so long.
The blonde was very upset as she screamed, "This was supposed to be a breast stroke race, and those girls were using their arms!!!"
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later. They waited hours for the blonde to show up. When she finally did, they asked her what had taken her so long.The blonde was very upset as she screamed, "This was supposed to be a breast stroke race, and those girls were using their arms!!!"