"The Swimming Sardar" joke

Sardar Banta Singh was Punjab's long distance swimming champion. He had crossed and re-crossed all Punjab's rivers in flood without any difficulty. Somebody told him that if he swam the English Channel, he would earn international fame. So Banta arrived in England and began his swim to France. Half way across the 22-mile channel, he decided he couldn't make it to the French Coast. So he swam the same distance back to England.

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