Chanted Jokes

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect. All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance give her another chance!

A Chinese guy bought a new car, and drove it to a temple to have it blessed. The Taoist priest chanted a mantra, stuck a paper talisman on the windscreen and sprinkled some scented water over the car. An Indian guy bought a new car, sent it to his temple - the priest chanted a prayer and sprinkled ash over the bonnet. An Eurasian bought a new car and took it to his church - the Father said a prayer, sprinkled some holy water over the car and stuck a St. Christopher medallion on the dashboard. A Malay guy bought a new car, took it to his regular mosque and the Imam chanted some prayers. Then, the Imam took a hacksaw, went to the back of the car and sawed of a part of the exhaust tailpipe.

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to seeif she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect. All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, giveher another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "ok how about 5 plus 5."She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance give her another chance!

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see
if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11?
She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect.
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give
her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "ok how about 5 plus 5."
She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance,
give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance,
what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance
give her another chance!

a group of blonds came to a bar and chanted "51 days! 51 days!" They ordered a bottle of champagne and sat at a big table. Soon more blonds came in and they chanted "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender asked: "Why are you chanting?" and they said, "Well, the ten of us got together to put together this puzzle. The box says 2-4 years, but we managed to do it in 51 days!"