Char Jokes

Software Learning Process


Hello World.......

High School/Jr. High
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10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


First year in College
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program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.


Senior year in College
======================
(defun hello
(print
(cons' Hello (list' World))))

New professional
================
#include
void main(void)


char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf(" ");
}


Seasoned professional
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#include
#include

class string

private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string(): size(0), ptr(new char('')) {}

string(const more...

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office: 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' .
One day his wife fed up of this answered: ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms.

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!" So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow. Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, okay!"

High school/Jr. High
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
First year in college
program Hello(input, output);
begin
writeln ('Hello world');
end
Senior year in college
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'HELLO (list 'WORLD))))
New professional
#include
main (argc, argv)
int argc;
char **argv; {
printf ("Hello World!
");
}
Seasoned pro
#include
const int MAXLEN = 80;
class outstring;
class outstring {
private:
int size;
char str[MAXLEN];
public:
outstring() { size=0; }
~outstring() {size=0;}
void print();
void assign(char *chrs);
};
void outstring::print() {
int i;
for (i=0; i< size; i++)
cout " . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg:
$!
";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!
";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
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Experienced more...