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...cousins Charles and Darrell Lessor were running for the same city council seat in a small county just outside Chicago...Charles, the favorite, was a respectable businessman and former teacher...Darrell, the dark horse, was a former contractor who had previously been tried twice for corruption but never convicted....the town wound up electing the evil of two Lessors.
"Charles the First walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off."
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It should be-
"Charles the First walked and talked. Half an hour after, his head was cut off."
1981
1. Prince Charles gets married
2. Liverpool Champion's league winner
3. Pope dies.2005
1. Prince Charles gets married
2. Liverpool Champion's league winner
3. Pope dies.If Prince Charles gets married agan and
A lawyer enters his client's cell on death row and says, "Well, Charles, I have good news and bad news for you."
"What's the bad news?" Charles asks.
"The bad news is the Governor has refused to issue a stay of your execution!" replies the lawyer.
"That's bad news alright," Charles says gloomily. "I can't imagine what the good news could possibly be."
"The goods news is," the lawyer replies proudly, "I managed to get your voltage reduced!"
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" bar, drinking
Dickens and the Martini "Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" bar, drinking
Dickens and the Martini "Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist? "
Great Expectations "Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
Charles Barkley was arrested for drunk driving in Phoenix, Arizona early Wednesday. Arresting officers said they would have let him go if he could have shown them an NBA Championship ring.