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Two advertising execs were having lunch and talking. The young trainee said to the older, wiser man, "Where has Charlie Harris been hanging out? I haven't seen him for a while."

The Senior Exec replied "Haven't you heard? Charlie went to that great agency in the sky."

"Good Lord," replied the junior man, "You're kidding me, right? What did he have?"

"Oh, nothing much," replied the elder exec, "A small toothpaste account and a couple of discount stores, but nothing much worth going after."

Henry Was Placed Against The Wall And Just Before The Order To Shoot Was Give He Yelled Out "Earthquake". The Firing Squad
Panicked. In The Confusion Henry Jumped Over The Wall And Escaped. Charlie Was Next And While The Squad Reassembled He Pondered
What Henry Had Done, Before They Could Shoot He Houted "Tornado". Again The Squad Scattered And Charlie Slipped Away To
Safety. Last In Line Was George. He Thought,"I See The Pattern Here. Just Scream Out A Disaster And Hop Over The Wall."As The
Firing Squad Raised Their Rifles And Took Aim, George Grinned Smugly And Yelled "Fire".

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago".
"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks,
"Bob, what are you doing?!"
Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago"."Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks,"Bob, what are you doing?!"Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and
sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him,
"Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replied,
"Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he
stops driving his imaginary car and asks,
"Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says,
"I just got into Chicago"
"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's
room and goes across the hall into Bob's room,
and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?!"
Bob says,
"I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now... I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest.""That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?" To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago.

Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:
Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's:
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE more...