Cheer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
A man and a woman just got married, the woman who was a cheerleader desided to tease her new husband by doing some of her favorite cheers completely naked. Soon after she began her first cheer her husband screamed NO GOOD NO GOOD! Completely caught off guard she decided to move straight into her second cheer. Again, not long after begging her husband yelled out HELL YA! and swooped her in his arm laying her on the bed and having wild wild sex with her for hours. The woman was really excited about this and decided to tell her best friend when she got home. As she relayed her story her friend asked her what the cheers were. The woman grinned and begin yelling them out
2 4 6 8 come on girls lets masturbate!!
the womans friend started laughing and asked her for the second cheer
sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style
69
just for fun
or getting paid
EVERYONE LOVES GETTING LAID!
Ingredients
1/2 cup Hugs
4 tsp Kisses
2 cups Smiles
4 cups Love
1 cup Special Holiday Cheer
1/2 cup Peace on Earth
3 tsp Christmas Spirit
2 cups Goodwill Toward Man
1 Sprig of Mistletoe
1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!)
Method
Mix Hugs, Kisses, Smiles and Love until consistent. Blend in Holiday Cheer, Peace on Earth, Christmas Spirit and the Good Will toward Men. Use the mixture to fill a large, warm heart, where it can be stored for a lifetime. (It never goes bad!)
Serve as desired under mistletoe, sprinkled liberally with special Christmas Snowflakes.
It is especially good when accompanied by Christmas Carols and family get-togethers.
Serve to one and all.
Ingredients 1/2 cup Hugs 4 tsp Kisses 2 cups Smiles 4 cups Love 1 cup Special Holiday Cheer 1/2 cup Peace on Earth 3 tsp Christmas Spirit 2 cups Goodwill Toward Man 1 Sprig of Mistletoe 1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!)
Method
Mix Hugs, Kisses, Smiles and Love until consistent. Blend in Holiday Cheer, Peace on Earth, Christmas Spirit and the Good Will toward Men. Use the mixture to fill a large, warm heart, where it can be stored for a lifetime. (It never goes bad!)
Serve as desired under mistletoe, sprinkled liberally with special Christmas Snowflakes.
It is especially good when accompanied by Christmas Carols and family get-togethers.
Serve to one and all.
Q: What's the blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N... ah, oh well... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
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