Cheers Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead more...
A man and a woman just got married, the woman who was a cheerleader desided to tease her new husband by doing some of her favorite cheers completely naked. Soon after she began her first cheer her husband screamed NO GOOD NO GOOD! Completely caught off guard she decided to move straight into her second cheer. Again, not long after begging her husband yelled out HELL YA! and swooped her in his arm laying her on the bed and having wild wild sex with her for hours. The woman was really excited about this and decided to tell her best friend when she got home. As she relayed her story her friend asked her what the cheers were. The woman grinned and begin yelling them out
2 4 6 8 come on girls lets masturbate!!
the womans friend started laughing and asked her for the second cheer
sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style
69
just for fun
or getting paid
EVERYONE LOVES GETTING LAID!
Once Upon A Time There Was An Archery Contest.
The First Archer, Wearing A Long Cape Covering His Face, Lines Up In Position...
He Takes A Deep Breath And Fires An Arrow, Which Finds The Center Of The Target.
Then He Takes Of His Cape And Screams: I Am...... Robin Hood! !! The Crowd Cheers!
The Second Archer With A Cape Lines Up In Position.
He Fires His Arrow, Which Hits The Center And Cuts Robin Hood's Arrow Into Two! !!
He Takes Off His Cape And Screams: I Am...... William Tell! !!!!! The Crowd Cheers! !
Finally Our Santa In Cape Lines Up In Position... He Fires His Arrow But It Goes All Wrong!
It Flies Past The Crowd And Kills The King! !! Then The Man Takes Off His Cape And Screams: I Am...... Sorry!
Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...
He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood`s arrow into two!!!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!
Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!
It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!
Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...
He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two!!!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM... WILLIAM TELL!!! The crowd cheers!!
Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!
It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM... SORRY!