Chicago Blackhawks Jokes

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my fucking clothes."

Chicago saw warmer temperatures Friday, and most of the remaining ice on the ground has now melted. Area residents say they would be more excited, but someone keeps artificially cooling the ice where the Blackhawks play.

The Red Wings and Blackhawks will play on New Year's Day at Wrigley Field. With ice on the field, Cub fans may better understand why success keeps slipping away.

Chicago is excited for the Blackhawks' hockey game at Wrigley Field next month. Though fans are being warned that it's going to be so cold, it will be what hell feels like when the Cubs win a World Series.

The Chicago Blackhawks will have the number one draft pick in this years NHL draft.

Currently, scouting reports indicate the player will be a white guy.